Friendship, but as a service
A friend, dispatched.
Someone to listen, nod at the right moments, and pretend your story about the parking garage was interesting. One button. That's the whole system.
Average response time: 4 minutes · No subscription · No small talk quotas
Request a friend
Tell the desk who you are and what you're dealing with. We'll wake somebody up.
Sorry, no friends available. Try Again Later.
Every friend on the roster went off duty at the exact moment you asked. The desk finds this suspicious too.
Duty roster · live
4 standing by